And I think if Summoner’s Rift could participate, we’d win EASY.
We have the two biggest bow users ever:
Ashe with her fucking huge crystal arrow
Varus, The Arrow of Retribution
For all the fighting stuff we have:
BOOM BOOM FUCKING BLITZ
MUAY THAI LEE SIN?
KUNG FU LEE SIN
BLACK BELT UDYR
For aquatic events we have:
FIZZ THE TIDAL TRICKSTER (Carry us pl0x)
Fencing…I mean..HELLO WHO ELSE?
FUCKING FIORA THE DUELIST
WHO NEEDS A WEAPON JAX:
Doesn’t even hold her swords Irelia:
Haha fuck you we float:
We got the best gun shooters around:
Longest Range Shooter Caitlyn
Loves Moving Targets Graves
Sexy shooter MF
Basketball Events we have:
DUNK MASTER YI
IF ONLY THERE WAS A SOCCER EVENT:
We’d be so fucking ready for that event.
GOOD LUCK NIGGAS.
LONDON SUMMER OLYMPICS…………..HERE WE COME.
(I don’t know all the events so I just put the ones I think are there)
(I also used random champs that came to mind, if I forgot someone, sorries